he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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