Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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