i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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