So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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