I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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