I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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