You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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