is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Randomize
