I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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