This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Randomize
