Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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