Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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