so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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