I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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