I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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