I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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