After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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