just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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