i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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