dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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