Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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