talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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