when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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