marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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