Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
