it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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