I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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