ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I pour the whiskey from now on
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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