That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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