Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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