I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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