So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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