I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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