Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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