I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
it's like heaven, but drunker
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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