Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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