I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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