Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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