Where did you get a picture of my penis
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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