I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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