Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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