He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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