Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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