new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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