why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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