walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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