I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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