try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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