Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
PANTIES FOUND
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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