No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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