That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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