Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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